My friend encouraged me to start following “shitmydadsays” on twitter. The account turns out to be run by a 29 yr old guy, Justin, who lives with his 73 yr old dad. Justin simply posts shit his dad says to him day to day, hence, “shitmydadsays”. The best part? CBS has picked up the thread to turn into a sitcom. Here are a few of my personal favorites:

“You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.”

“Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.”

“You’re being f*cking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That’s not exactly what I’d call “a lot to lose.”

“No, you can not borrow my t-shirt…How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your f*cking laundry?”


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